On the road again and again

Man, when I told the Observer that I'd need to quit about halfway through August, I envisioned myself with two full weeks of idle bliss. Before the move, I thought, there would be stacks of books, a photo project, even time for computer upgrades — while hitting the pool every day.

In reality it's been rushed as all hell. Only through some truly Stove Top-level coincidences have I been able to get everything done that I needed to. And now I'm about to embark on a road trip to make the Joads proud before the big cross-country enchilada.

Tomorrow, it's up early to get down to S.A. Meet Grady there, then we're off to Corpus to see my grandmother. We'll leave that same night to go to Houston. That way we can spend Thursday with family out there. Then Friday, we wake up and head back to Austin (via College Station to drop off Grady's stuff), where I still have to load up the car, try to see all my friends, and drop a few threes at Hancock before I leave.

Next Tuesday, Amanda and I make the big departure. It'll be Austin to Roswell one day. Roswell to Flagstaff the next. Then Flagstaff to Vegas, where we'll pause for a day to visit family and lose money. Saturday, we'll wake up early and make our triumphant entrance to the Bay Area, hopefully before rush hour.

It's gonna be wild, and probably more exciting than the internet, so I'll see you suckers in a week or two.

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Spurs sign "sniper"

Ime Udoka, officially a Spur.

I saw in the S.A. paper that the Spurs now have 14 players under contract. That must include the Greek guy who's taking off. Here's the updated roster:

1. Duncan
2. Ginobili
3. Parker
4. Bowen
5. Finley
6. Barry
7. Oberto
8. Elson
9. Bonner
10. Vaughn
11. Horry
12. Udrih
13. Ime Udoka
14. Vassilis Spanoulis

It'll be interesting to see where Udoka fits in and if it means Bowen's minutes will decline as the season progresses.

Even more interesting is what happens with all of our role players. Barry, Bowen, Horry, Finley, Elson, and Beno all have expiring contracts. That could make the Spurs a big player at the trade deadline. For instance, Barry's shooting will always be in demand. Or maybe Tiago Splitter coming over next year makes Elson expendable.

Lots of possibilities here, but nothing says they have to do anything. The Spurs probably feel just fine making a run with the same crew (+ Udoka) that just won a title. But they will listen to all offers, since they have to reload with younger players for the stretch run of Duncan's career.

Speaking of Duncan, this quote from Greg Oden is too good to pass up:
Everyone's been telling me that as a big man, no matter how much I prepare myself, you learn your toughest lesson when you go down to San Antonio. The other day [former Spur and Blazers assistant] Monty Williams pulled me aside and told me: "That guy down there" — meaning Tim Duncan — "has had surgery on his left knee. He can only jump about this high [holds his fingers about an inch apart]. He won't say a word to you, and he will Bust. Your. Ass.

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Wordless adorable


brothers, originally uploaded by Mr. Wright.

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It's official: We outta here

San Francisco, here we come. Our weekend in the city confirmed it.

The short version:

We found a great apartment in a really amazing part of town. Amanda got a really promising job at a small boutique, located maybe 10-15 minutes on foot from our place. That's like 5 minutes, tops, by bike. I lined up some seasonal photography work doing little league portraits. And that sealed it. We move in September 1. After a road trip through Vegas. Sweet.

The long version:

Amanda and I had already been thinking about moving when the Post laying me off really kick-started things. Once I made the difficult decision to leave the Texas Observer, we started looking for new jobs in earnest. We concentrated on San Francisco because I loved my visits out there so much and it seemed like a good job market, but we applied other places, too. Despite months of dogged Craigslisting and exploiting our social netowrks, our inboxes were hardly brimming with options.

Come the weekend before last, we had a trip lined up to SF to explore our only leads: one apartment that sounded ideal, one job interview for Amanda, and one interview/training session for me. Obviously, they all worked out.

The apartment is most exciting, so I'll start with it.

We're renting two rooms from a middle-aged woman, R., who works as a stagehand. R.'s apartment has a quirky layout that works perfectly for our situation. The front door opens onto a short staircase that spits you out at my and Amanda's bedroom door. The room has hardwoods floors, a decent-sized closet (with built-in dresser), some shelves below a window, and it comes furnished with a nice bed and little desk. The room is connected directly to a living area that is up against the front of the building and the front wall is nothing but windows. It also comes furnished with a (now decorative) fireplace, cable TV, and a kitty-ready couch. R. got it from some friends who owned cats, so it's nice but "gently loved," as she put it, meaning the cats can scratch to the heart's content.

The rest of the apartment is R.'s TV room, which is a converted bedroom at the front of the building; her bedroom; and the big kitchen/dining area/greenhouse/washateria. That's right, in one big open space is a large kitchen with something like 15 feet of counter space, a little table for eating, and a back area where R. grows plants and has a washer and dryer. And in the very back of all that is a door that leads to a little garden with benches and trees and some veggies in pots.

If all that wasn't great enough, the apartment is located about a block from the corner of 16th and Valencia — "the center of the universe," R. called it.

Check out this map:



We live at the green arrow. As you can see, we're two blocks from the BART, aka the subway. Amanda's job is about half a mile to the north (one route would take her past the U.S. Mint).

Then, if you find Valencia and follow it south, for pretty much the entire length of that map there are nothing but shops, restaurants, bars, and bookstores. And there are more down many of the side streets. In all, I'd guess I saw between two and three dozen restaurants of every variety and ethnicity when we walked down that strip. The most common: Mexican food. Hell yes.

A couple blocks to the west of Valencia is Dolores Park, a perfect, hilly oasis in the middle of the city. This place was Dog Central when we went. Everyone there seemed to be either napping under the palm trees or throwing tennis balls down the hills for the their dogs. Amanda's got puppy fever now. For good measure, the park also boasts a full size basketball court and about six or seven tennis courts open to the public.

Go north from the park and you'll hit a coffee shop called Maxfield's, which looks very promising (that is, it serves $12 pitchers). Go east a couple blocks and you'll run into a mini-Whole Foods. I've forgotten the name, but it looks like any other little corner store until you walk in and see the place crammed from top to bottom with fresh, organic, local produce and a huge selection of chocolates, cheeses, and wines. And I didn't even get a chance to check out the hoppin' butcher's station. Good gawd, man.

Oh crap, I'm out of time, but that's the basic gist. The other stuff: Amanda's job is with a little boutique that barely has 10 employees. They're expanding, though, and the intimate nature of the place could allow Amanda to quickly work her way up to doing buying and planning for each season's clothes. She thinks that would be a blast. It's also likely this place will put her on salary soon if she does a good job.

The most important qualification for my job is that you be on time, which tells you everthing you need to know. But, hey, it's work. I've also got leads on some copyediting, and I plan on applying to be a portrait studio manager. I'm also signed up for this vision/brain study at the local university. I'll get paid well for about 15-20 hours a month of work. They'll be scanning my brain while I look at tests, or something, not entirely sure. But if it goes well, I'll get a sweet ass detailed picture of my brain from the MRI they take. They're paying me to get my brain photographed! YES.

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First thing's first

I'd forgotten I even posted Gilbert's shark bit, but by now we all know he plagiarized that from another comedian, right? Just making sure. See also: Hibachi's thoughts on intellectual property.

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Will update soon

Moved out of old apt. Went to SF. Lined up everything necessary to move to SF. Got real sick. Busy week. Details soon.

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I wish I'd written this

Always quality from Gilbert Arenas:
There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack.
Via TrueHoop.

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